{"id":550,"date":"2017-01-19T20:48:02","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T00:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mypellau.com\/?p=550"},"modified":"2017-01-19T20:48:02","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T00:48:02","slug":"5-ways-to-get-away-from-your-partner-for-carnival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mypellau.com\/portal\/5-ways-to-get-away-from-your-partner-for-carnival\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Ways To Get Away From Your Partner for Carnival"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"It’s beginning to look a lot like Bacchanal season, and alcohol is in the air. Everyone can admit that 2016 sucked, which makes Carnival all the more special this year. Yet, would you really like to be tied down this year? Nagging things like, “Doh wine with them”, “watch how yuh drinking,” and “I find yuh watch them a little too hard,” are things that will spoil the festivities. Being free is the goal, so let us help you out with 5 ways to get away from your partner for Carnival.<\/p>\n

5. You owe it to yourself.<\/p>\n

“Babe, they say if you love something, you must let it go, and if it was meant to be it will come back. So March 4th good for you?”<\/p>\n

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4. Scrap Valentine’s Day<\/p>\n

Don’t get them anything. Say you forgot? Wait until the day to say you don’t want to celebrate it anymore. Carnival will be a breeze.\"\"<\/p>\n

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3. Operation: Hide and go seek<\/p>\n

Invite lots of your friends, and hers, then disappear. Hopefully, she does not come looking for you.<\/p>\n

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2. Operation: Big Truck maneuver<\/p>\n

Find friends who have access to a music truck, ask for permission to have yourself and your partner on board, then ditch them.<\/p>\n

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\"\"1. A good old fashion breakup<\/p>\n

You see them on Carnival Tuesday. A couple arguing in the road, then storming off. It may have consequences in the future but those couple hundred wines may just be worth it.<\/p>\n

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Photos Courtesy:<\/p>\n

Carnival\u00a9James Whatley\/Flickr<\/p>\n

Carnival\u00a9Gabriella Szekely\/Flickr<\/p>\n

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