{"id":353,"date":"2016-12-14T20:17:14","date_gmt":"2016-12-15T00:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mypellau.com\/?p=353"},"modified":"2016-12-14T20:17:14","modified_gmt":"2016-12-15T00:17:14","slug":"have-a-very-merry-kinky-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mypellau.com\/portal\/have-a-very-merry-kinky-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Have A Very Merry Kinky Christmas?"},"content":{"rendered":"

You are in a committed relationship. No kids, just your partner and you. What do you do for Christmas? Christmas is not just for kids and it can be made to be a very enjoyable holiday, with a whole lot of Ho, ho, ho’s and a special candy cane going down a chimney. So let’s give you a hand to have a Very Merry Kinky Christmas.<\/p>\n

Dress up like a sexy Santa and Mrs. Claus and have fun<\/strong><\/p>\n

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There is a whole industry dedicated to Christmas lingerie. Role playing is a must, with one of you being naughty and the other even naughtier. \u00a0In case you didn\u2019t already know, just the color red gets us horny.<\/p>\n

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Use bells during playtime<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This can be really enjoyable. Imagine hearing bells jingling while Santa rides his slay.<\/p>\n

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\nMake a customized sexy Christmas card<\/strong><\/p>\n

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DSCF6952e\u00a9Davis Mosans\/Flickr<\/p>\n

Make a card with really sexy pictures, or a really dirty letter of what you wish to do to your partner. Just make sure that it is stored in a place where only they can have access to it. Don’t want granny coming and getting a glimpse into your dirty mind.<\/p>\n

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Give your partner a sexy pinup calendar featuring you<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Curves\u00a9The Aura\/Flickr<\/p>\n

Get 12 really sexy pictures of you and create a calendar for the next year. You can even mix it up with photos of you and your honey in suggestive positions.<\/p>\n

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Play the Mistletoe game<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Lips\u00a9Alexis O’Toole\/Flickr<\/p>\n

Never heard of the\u00a0mistletoe game? It’s simple, one of you is blindfolded and you throw the\u00a0mistletoe on your partner’s body. Wherever it lands you must kiss for five seconds. The partner that is enjoying the kiss can move the\u00a0mistletoe and have fun in the process. Remember to switch after 30 mins.<\/p>\n

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Play “Sexmas”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kiss\u00a0\u00a9Fraser Mummery\/Flickr<\/p>\n

Christmas time is the time when you visit family, friends and enjoy different types of foods. So here is a game you can play. Sexmas, where you must have sex in every house you visit. How do you do it? That’s totally up to you. The bathroom is always a good spot. But you cannot get caught. If you are, then the game is over.<\/p>\n

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You are in a committed relationship. No kids, just your partner and you. What do you do for Christmas? Christmas is not just for kids and it can be made to be a very enjoyable holiday, with a whole lot of Ho, ho, ho’s and a special candy cane going down a chimney. 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